Mooj penguin spotters,
I'm just testing out the new Blogger system.
Not bad, eh? 'Tis pretty slick. They tidied it up rather well.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Saturday, November 25, 2006
mashed habits pt. 3! (oh, it's back)
now.
so, back to my may 30th,2004 post, the sbject of mashed habits.
When one has mashed one's habit, a nun will most likely appear approximately 4 inches to the left of your lef tendril. or, if you don't have tendrils, your proboscis. Now, these nuns are extremely dangerous, and should be avoided at all costs. The only way to slay these beasts of hell is to staple a chicken. Now, Travis's grilfriend is now dead, because he did not staple the chickens.com. Once you have passed this infernal wimple wearer, then a teenage one will come. A pimple wimple wearer. Once this is slain, there will be a purple pimple wimple wearer. And then a simple purple pimple wimple wearer. And then a wrinkled simple purple pimple wimple wearer. And, after that, a.....Lemon.
So, remember, if you do not have your staple gun and chicken at hand, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, MASH YOUR HABITS.
thank you, and go0dnight.
so, back to my may 30th,2004 post, the sbject of mashed habits.
When one has mashed one's habit, a nun will most likely appear approximately 4 inches to the left of your lef tendril. or, if you don't have tendrils, your proboscis. Now, these nuns are extremely dangerous, and should be avoided at all costs. The only way to slay these beasts of hell is to staple a chicken. Now, Travis's grilfriend is now dead, because he did not staple the chickens.com. Once you have passed this infernal wimple wearer, then a teenage one will come. A pimple wimple wearer. Once this is slain, there will be a purple pimple wimple wearer. And then a simple purple pimple wimple wearer. And then a wrinkled simple purple pimple wimple wearer. And, after that, a.....Lemon.
So, remember, if you do not have your staple gun and chicken at hand, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, MASH YOUR HABITS.
thank you, and go0dnight.
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Monday, November 06, 2006
Red...
Mooj penguin spotters,
Much are the communication masts of a certain overlord called Reginald. "Lead" McGarthy is a somewhat irrelevant name, so therefore beds are a common form of intravenous gravy. This gravy uses jotting on a diary to stimulate its stench gland, thus rendering it unstable for use in a television. This generates a problem for some people living in the Earth's mantle, for the convectional currents are jolted and end up solving complicated sums on a calculator. This is a predicament because the mantle becomes less quick at solving these problems, and so weasels use a very potent combination in their scientific theorems, I.E. musical instruments and levitation, something which many people know to be widely explosive and could, if used at the correct magnitude, force people in a twenty-eight mile vicinity to boil out of their ankles and re-define themselves as primordial ooze. This cannot be, for the primordial ooze is widely known to be banana shaped and so could never host music.
Fishing for bridges is a pointless pasttime (you'd be far better off walking to a carpet shop.)
Much are the communication masts of a certain overlord called Reginald. "Lead" McGarthy is a somewhat irrelevant name, so therefore beds are a common form of intravenous gravy. This gravy uses jotting on a diary to stimulate its stench gland, thus rendering it unstable for use in a television. This generates a problem for some people living in the Earth's mantle, for the convectional currents are jolted and end up solving complicated sums on a calculator. This is a predicament because the mantle becomes less quick at solving these problems, and so weasels use a very potent combination in their scientific theorems, I.E. musical instruments and levitation, something which many people know to be widely explosive and could, if used at the correct magnitude, force people in a twenty-eight mile vicinity to boil out of their ankles and re-define themselves as primordial ooze. This cannot be, for the primordial ooze is widely known to be banana shaped and so could never host music.
Fishing for bridges is a pointless pasttime (you'd be far better off walking to a carpet shop.)
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Arty Farty!
hello world. i have recently put flash on a hold and worked more on some art skills. these mainly involve drawing on a tablet, and signitures for forums.
anyways, here are my examples (my name on aforementioned forums is frau flan)
Monday, August 28, 2006
Commas
As you may know, I am pedantic when it comes to grammar.
Maybe even obsessive.
But I have found the most STUPID misuse of commas in the world.
It was on a screen name on MSN.
And it goes like this:
Plus there was no full-stop.
Maybe even obsessive.
But I have found the most STUPID misuse of commas in the world.
It was on a screen name on MSN.
And it goes like this:
"Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game"
Plus there was no full-stop.
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
A common mistake
Mooj penguin spotters,
I came across something ironically like the story recently about a US political something or other (I can't remember who it was) who said that "an internet was sent to me, but was late because it got tangled up"!
It goes something... a-likeadisa:
"Hi Miss McC!
Just was looking through my vocab book and thought i would write a blog for you!!
www.vokabel.com is really helpful!"
Hmmm... Is that a common mistake, or is it the technical deficiency of my fellow contemporaries? I suppose they could be the same thing!
That extract is a comment from a blog which places up extra vocabulary and tips for a german class, in a school.
I came across something ironically like the story recently about a US political something or other (I can't remember who it was) who said that "an internet was sent to me, but was late because it got tangled up"!
It goes something... a-likeadisa:
"Hi Miss McC!
Just was looking through my vocab book and thought i would write a blog for you!!
www.vokabel.com is really helpful!"
Hmmm... Is that a common mistake, or is it the technical deficiency of my fellow contemporaries? I suppose they could be the same thing!
That extract is a comment from a blog which places up extra vocabulary and tips for a german class, in a school.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
*National Outcry*
Here is the latest news bulletin from lombro industries.net.
BANG.
SAT.
FLROOT.
BUM.
BEETROOT.
GARSICELY.
SARCASM.
ZKONO.
*bing*
BANG.
SAT.
FLROOT.
BUM.
BEETROOT.
GARSICELY.
SARCASM.
ZKONO.
*bing*
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Hmmm...
Mooj penguin spotters.
Again, it's not much, but it's finally here.
The new Circa site in Blogger* ... (jeez, we've been busy with the run-offs -- we haven't got around to doing any Flash yet!) can be found here.
We will get around to doing something soon. In fact, Lombro is working on a game at the moment but we still need to do the coding.
Should be fun.
Auf wiedersehen.
*(if that's confusing for anyone I'll explain it in the space of one nanosecond) *makes large yelping sound*
Again, it's not much, but it's finally here.
The new Circa site in Blogger* ... (jeez, we've been busy with the run-offs -- we haven't got around to doing any Flash yet!) can be found here.
We will get around to doing something soon. In fact, Lombro is working on a game at the moment but we still need to do the coding.
Should be fun.
Auf wiedersehen.
*(if that's confusing for anyone I'll explain it in the space of one nanosecond) *makes large yelping sound*
Monday, May 29, 2006
It's not much... but it's finally here...
Mooj penguin spotters.
I know it may not be much, but Tri-Circa finally has a site. For the moment its a Dot TK but we will get around to grabbing our own domain. It can be found here.
I know it may not be much, but Tri-Circa finally has a site. For the moment its a Dot TK but we will get around to grabbing our own domain. It can be found here.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Introducing -- THE GENERATOR BLOG
Mooj penguin spotters
A discovery has been made...
I present to you The Generator Blog...
Kudos to the guy who made this, some of the stuff is extremely pointless yet useful and great fun to use.
A discovery has been made...
I present to you The Generator Blog...
Kudos to the guy who made this, some of the stuff is extremely pointless yet useful and great fun to use.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
awesome the awesomest flash ever!
we haven't submitted this one to newgrounds, mainly because it is unfinished.
took us 4 hours to make 8.8 secs.
took us 4 hours to make 8.8 secs.
We present to you, AWESOME (shall be renamed soon)!
Monday, April 03, 2006
Ey Up, Chucks.
Woo as Travis to the Perkins said, we haven't had any funny posts recently.
We'll soon put a stop to THAT!
Imagine a world where the trees are made of wood, and the skyscrapers are made of metal. The ground is made of mud and lava. You may think "how could the world possibly go so wrong?" I am here to tell you how.
Once every Chuck Norris years, a large flying frubelpot does a backflip. This is due to cosmic variations in 4-d spacetime. I digress. When the frubelpot does these backflips, it causes an aura of amazement throughout the galaxy. This aura is always purple, and always wheelbarrow shaped. Anyways, this wheelbarrow picks up the earth (planet, not ground) and hurtles it at THE EVIL TURKABBAGE!.... The turkabbage is crushed and turns into a .pdf file and a wooden box. Then the aforementioned wheelbarrow realises it is in fact just an aura and what it has done is totally absurd. Then it realises that auras are not capable of thought. It injects itself with nitroglycerine Clicky. It a splode, making the earth fly towards its usual place. Then it stops at where it usually is, but it has a headache. It a splode. NEW EARTH BORN! It is a strange perverse echo of reality. The trees are made of wood. And the skyscrapers are made of metal, and the ground is made of mud and lava.
We'll soon put a stop to THAT!
Imagine a world where the trees are made of wood, and the skyscrapers are made of metal. The ground is made of mud and lava. You may think "how could the world possibly go so wrong?" I am here to tell you how.
Once every Chuck Norris years, a large flying frubelpot does a backflip. This is due to cosmic variations in 4-d spacetime. I digress. When the frubelpot does these backflips, it causes an aura of amazement throughout the galaxy. This aura is always purple, and always wheelbarrow shaped. Anyways, this wheelbarrow picks up the earth (planet, not ground) and hurtles it at THE EVIL TURKABBAGE!.... The turkabbage is crushed and turns into a .pdf file and a wooden box. Then the aforementioned wheelbarrow realises it is in fact just an aura and what it has done is totally absurd. Then it realises that auras are not capable of thought. It injects itself with nitroglycerine Clicky. It a splode, making the earth fly towards its usual place. Then it stops at where it usually is, but it has a headache. It a splode. NEW EARTH BORN! It is a strange perverse echo of reality. The trees are made of wood. And the skyscrapers are made of metal, and the ground is made of mud and lava.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Stuff that's happening in the sea and on the land
Mooj penguin spotters
First of all, the title has nothing to do with the post other than the stuff bit. I just thought you'd like to know.
The beeswax: Lombro and I are getting down on some serious Flash stuff and will be posting it up when we get around to it.
It has come to my attention that we haven't had any very humorous postings lately so I will do one now.
Think of a grapefruit. It has a very tough skin and lovely juicy innards. Why don't we eat the skin? It's because the skins are actually billions of very tiny membranes that, when eaten, call you up on the phone and say "You're a git!" and ring off. But some people brave the dreaded grapefruit skin and think, "Surely I can ring them back and say "HAHA YOU SMELL!" and ring off." But when they tried this, it was all they could do not to run around in circles shouting "LEEKO, LEEKO, LEEKO, can't... stop... doing... the... can-can... must... resist..." Eventually the problem got worse and they could not stop doing the can-can. This caused a large public disturbance and so they were sent off into space to the Planet Of the Can-Caning Grapes and so they seemed to have gone.
Not long after that, a ship was seen on the Atlantic ocean that appeared like magic. The poeple were thinking "What on earth is going on?" What was going on was that the grapefruits were rebelling. Shouting things like "Why shouldn't we be eaten. We like calling people up and saying "You're a git!" and ringing off!"
And so the battle raged until one day, the grapefruits stopped. They had realized something. They didn't have any telephones and so therefore were unable to ring anyone up and say "You're a git!" and ring off in the first place. How, I hear you ask, could this be? There are many parts of science that have not been fully discovered by man. I aim to find out more.
This was a post about fruit.
First of all, the title has nothing to do with the post other than the stuff bit. I just thought you'd like to know.
The beeswax: Lombro and I are getting down on some serious Flash stuff and will be posting it up when we get around to it.
It has come to my attention that we haven't had any very humorous postings lately so I will do one now.
Think of a grapefruit. It has a very tough skin and lovely juicy innards. Why don't we eat the skin? It's because the skins are actually billions of very tiny membranes that, when eaten, call you up on the phone and say "You're a git!" and ring off. But some people brave the dreaded grapefruit skin and think, "Surely I can ring them back and say "HAHA YOU SMELL!" and ring off." But when they tried this, it was all they could do not to run around in circles shouting "LEEKO, LEEKO, LEEKO, can't... stop... doing... the... can-can... must... resist..." Eventually the problem got worse and they could not stop doing the can-can. This caused a large public disturbance and so they were sent off into space to the Planet Of the Can-Caning Grapes and so they seemed to have gone.
Not long after that, a ship was seen on the Atlantic ocean that appeared like magic. The poeple were thinking "What on earth is going on?" What was going on was that the grapefruits were rebelling. Shouting things like "Why shouldn't we be eaten. We like calling people up and saying "You're a git!" and ringing off!"
And so the battle raged until one day, the grapefruits stopped. They had realized something. They didn't have any telephones and so therefore were unable to ring anyone up and say "You're a git!" and ring off in the first place. How, I hear you ask, could this be? There are many parts of science that have not been fully discovered by man. I aim to find out more.
This was a post about fruit.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
H.
Hey all. Do you guys remember ages ago when i was advertising 'Blogthis!'? well here is another useful blogging post that also beings with an H.
Woo for Google Blogger Widget! Rejoice for the aforementioned widget!
Woo for Google Blogger Widget! Rejoice for the aforementioned widget!
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Saturday, February 25, 2006
YAY
Mooj penguin spotters
I'm finally almost over the bout of sickness. For those who didn't know, I have been ill for quite some time. I just hope another thing doesn't come along soon. And with H5N1 coming along, I hope my immune system gets stronger in the next coming days. I wonder if Actimel really works... Anyway, let's just hope for the best and hold our breath in unison.
Right then, down to business.
Oh wait, I forgot, there is no business.
Anyway bye until i post again.
I'm finally almost over the bout of sickness. For those who didn't know, I have been ill for quite some time. I just hope another thing doesn't come along soon. And with H5N1 coming along, I hope my immune system gets stronger in the next coming days. I wonder if Actimel really works... Anyway, let's just hope for the best and hold our breath in unison.
Right then, down to business.
Oh wait, I forgot, there is no business.
Anyway bye until i post again.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Reductions
Some of you may have noticed,I have reduced and refined elwam. we have got rid of all the useless adsense tat,the counter and such. i have also reduced the amount of PPP (posts per page) to 5, instead of the original 999. I did this as elwam is now too big to have on one page. BUT DONT WORRY! all the original posts, such as 'starting', 'lo all out there. i am on this blog' are now in archives. I hope travis doesnt mind, but i am kind of taking on a role of 'administrator'. but this is involuntary, because i realise this needed doing and i did it. also, i recently have noticed that elwam is TOO RANDOM for the ad bar, so it is giving u a choice. stupid really. but a big milestone for me. i am currently revelling in my randomnity (is that even a word, i'm sure travis will be the first to let me know if it isnt)
Monday, January 30, 2006
hmm.. well .... this is my world!
hmm.. well .... this is my world!wow, this is a wholly remarkable page, i found it while clicking next blog aimlessly. kudos to u, the dude who made this, i like chocolate!
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Dynamite
For all u pyromaniacs out there, here is how to make it, old stylee.
you will need:Nitroglycerine (NG), Ethylene Glycol Dinitrate (EGDN), Ammonium Nitrate (AN), Nitrocellulose (NC), Sodium Nitrate (SN), Carbonaceous Fuel (wood pulp & ground shells), Sulfur.
1.firstly,decide the potentcy of your dynamite. here are some examples:
(a.) Straight Dynamite: NG & EGDN
(b.) Ammonia Dynamite: NG, EGDN & AN
(c.) Gelatin Dynamite: NG, EG DN & NC
(d.) Ammonia Gelatin Dynamite: NG, EGDN, AN, & NC
(e.) Permissible Ammonia and Gelatin Dynamites: Added Salt
2. mix+match!
watch out;NG is highly explosive... observe: shakey-shakey BOOM!
XD, you should find some good uses for this. but when you blow up half of a city, i take no responsibility.
remember, ALWAYS play with fire.
you will need:Nitroglycerine (NG), Ethylene Glycol Dinitrate (EGDN), Ammonium Nitrate (AN), Nitrocellulose (NC), Sodium Nitrate (SN), Carbonaceous Fuel (wood pulp & ground shells), Sulfur.
1.firstly,decide the potentcy of your dynamite. here are some examples:
(a.) Straight Dynamite: NG & EGDN
(b.) Ammonia Dynamite: NG, EGDN & AN
(c.) Gelatin Dynamite: NG, EG DN & NC
(d.) Ammonia Gelatin Dynamite: NG, EGDN, AN, & NC
(e.) Permissible Ammonia and Gelatin Dynamites: Added Salt
2. mix+match!
watch out;NG is highly explosive... observe: shakey-shakey BOOM!
XD, you should find some good uses for this. but when you blow up half of a city, i take no responsibility.
remember, ALWAYS play with fire.
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Bridy
Mooj penguin spotters.
This is Bridy, a few week old Toy poodle. And this is my personal favourite of the photos I took of her. She is EXTREMELY hard to capture on camera because she moves around so much (this was pretty much the best I could get)!
Bye until I upload some more photos and post again.
This is Bridy, a few week old Toy poodle. And this is my personal favourite of the photos I took of her. She is EXTREMELY hard to capture on camera because she moves around so much (this was pretty much the best I could get)!
Bye until I upload some more photos and post again.
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